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Hey, you know what it's beginning to look a lot like?  Christmas!
December 2nd 2009, 22:38 MSK by Chunkstyle

What will you be buying?  What do you hope to get?  Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?  How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges?
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#20 by gaggle
2009-12-04 01:52:31
Boo! And why does Bill growl so much?

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
#21 by Chunkstyle
2009-12-04 03:26:59
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
If you look through his posting history, you'll find him trying to convince girls that come onto that forum for advice, that silicone breasts are what all men want and that they should absolutely get them.

What a moron.  Everyone knows men like big butts.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#22 by None-1a
2009-12-04 06:28:14
What will you be buying?  What do you hope to get?  Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?  How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges?

I'll be buying nothing. When pressed about what I want I'm thinking of asking a sewing machine or a 360, neither is likely. Answer one means hope on three would be pointless. As for the ghosts, bring 'em on!

Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped solid waste.
#23 by Shadarr
2009-12-04 06:35:15
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
It's kind of trashy but I still like it.  I didn't like the villain for season 2 though, so I'm glad that's over. The subplot with Eric and Godric was awesome though.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#24 by Squeaky
2009-12-04 06:38:09
What will you be buying?

Nothing. I'm a poor college student that needs to save all my money.

What do you hope to get?

Nothing really. Family has been asking me what I want, and I have no idea.

Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?

Hah! Like anyone would ever get caught under mistletoe with me.

How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges?

I will avoid them via the fact ghosts do not exist.

#25 by Shadarr
2009-12-04 06:39:46
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
I should probably have quoted Gaggle there.

In other news, I got three new cymbals for my Ion kit, so I now have the two originals that I don't need.  If anyone has an Ion and wants one (or both), let me know, I'll let you have it for the price of shipping.  You'll have to get a mounting arm and cable, though, so it may not be much cheaper than just buying the third cymbal from Ion.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#26 by Shadarr
2009-12-04 06:47:13
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
#22 by None-1a

What will you be buying?

Dunno yet, probably Dragon Age for my brother and maybe a rice maker for my mom.

What do you hope to get?

Nothing anyone would get me.  Hopefully Santa knows I want a girlfriend.

Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?

See above.

How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges?

I gave a ridiculous amount to charity this year.  If any ghost shows up it'll be the tooth fairy giving me a thank-you-gummer.

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#27 by lwf
2009-12-04 06:49:58
Why would you want a girlfriend.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#28 by Shadarr
2009-12-04 07:31:36
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Because I'm not gay?

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#29 by nika
2009-12-04 10:28:58
What will you be buying?

A pair of really nifty sweatpants for my best friend. Some girly stuff for my mom, and some lottery tickets for my dad. I become incredibly unimaginative when it comes to buying stuff for my parents, unfortunately.

What do you hope to get?

I love surprises so I don't really make wishlists anymore. There's a quote in "Love, Actually" that sums up my attitude towards gifts though: "I don't want something I need, I want something I want."

Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe?

A very special 'crapper.
#30 by lwf
2009-12-04 10:30:05
WHAT?

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#31 by lwf
2009-12-04 10:30:38
It's shadarr, isn't it? That would be just perfect.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#32 by Gunp01nt
2009-12-04 11:09:10
supersimon33@hotmail.com
So you're gaggle's girlfriend.

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#33 by TreeFrog
2009-12-04 12:56:40
WHAT

"Don't try to take cover by the legs of my walker.  It will not go well for you." - Shadarr
#34 by Jibble
2009-12-04 13:00:36
No, no. I've just decided to take on a European mistress. Everyone can calm down and go about your business.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#35 by CheesyPoof
2009-12-04 13:33:15
Either way, not so special.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#36 by yotsuya
2009-12-04 13:44:49
Wait a minute- nika is honeypower?

#37 by anaqer
2009-12-04 13:49:26
Try to keep up, there will be a test tomorrow.

A round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a. Coincidence? I think not.
#38 by Milan Brezovský
2009-12-04 14:31:17
http://uglycode.com
Hint: no.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#39 by Milan Brezovský
2009-12-04 14:36:46
http://uglycode.com
But I'm all for relationship drama, especially the kind that involves a crazy ex.

Parhelic Triangle is coming.
#40 by Jamie
2009-12-04 15:23:36
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I asked for Dragon Age (360), some workout clothes, and maybe a nice pen. I'll be happy with any of them. I'm actually most excited about giving my wife her gift. I socked away a few bucks a month over the last year and sold some stuff on Amazon marketplace to get her one of those nice, professional grade  Kitchenaid mixers. She's been wanting one forever but it's the kind of thing that we never wanted to drop $300+ on just because she wanted it. But soon she will be able to make SEVEN POUNDS of mashed potatoes or NINE DOZEN cookies all at one go.

The hardest part was actually finding someplace that had the apple green color (to match our kitchen, don't ask) in stock so I could pay cash for it.

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#41 by CheesyPoof
2009-12-04 15:27:59
I'm considering asking for a slingbox. I'm not sure if it just sounds good, or if I'd really get the use out of it.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#42 by Jibble
2009-12-04 15:32:57
I haven't asked for anything. I don't really want anything except a great windfall of fuck-you money. Barely enough time to game these days, so no PS3 or new games (backlog too big). Have all the clothes I need. Don't need any more kitchen stuff (though I wouldn't turn it down).

Guess I'll ask people to give to charity instead. That worked out so well last year.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#43 by nika
2009-12-04 15:46:53
PC sucks at guessing.

#40 by Jamie:
... soon she will be able to make SEVEN POUNDS of mashed potatoes or NINE DOZEN cookies all at one go.

"Here's your christmas present honey. Now go make me some cookies!"
#44 by Jamie
2009-12-04 15:49:47
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
I haven't let my backlog stop me. Let's see, I've got:

Borderlands (untouched)
GTA4 (untouched)
Chronicles of Riddick (untouched)
Dead Space
Rainbow Six
Psychonauts
Saint's Row
Torchlight

And probably a few others I'm forgetting. And a GameFly subscription. I'm thinking I may do an "operation: backlog" challenge next year where I finish up all those, maybe once a month, and blog about them. Instead of another 52-in-52 challenge.

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#45 by Jamie
2009-12-04 15:50:33
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
#43 by nika

"Here's your christmas present honey. Now go make me some cookies!"

No way, I'd never do that. I'd want the mashed potatoes first.

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#46 by anaqer
2009-12-04 16:02:55
#43 by nika
PC sucks at guessing.

Until G-Man eventually drops by with the correct solution, my sucky guess would be mgns.

A round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a. Coincidence? I think not.
#47 by Jamie
2009-12-04 16:10:41
jamie@jmadigan.net http://www.jmadigan.net
Wait, what are we supposed to be guessing at?

blog | Raptr | Twitter

"It was a little hard to tell how bad I was bleeding on account of the salsa" -- Jibble
#48 by Greg
2009-12-04 16:26:45
Who nika wants to kiss. And it's not m0nty.

#49 by Greg
2009-12-04 16:27:28
Oh, and my guess is also mgns.

#50 by CheesyPoof
2009-12-04 16:41:17
#44 by Jamie
GTA4 (untouched)

It's better that way.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#51 by jjohnsen
2009-12-04 16:48:04
http://www.johnsenclan.com
#40 by Jamie
The hardest part was actually finding someplace that had the apple green color (to match our kitchen, don't ask) in stock so I could pay cash for it.

I totally understand, we (my wife) had to have a red one to match our kitchen.

#52 by jjohnsen
2009-12-04 16:49:33
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I'm painting the two bathrooms for my wife for Christmas.  She picked out some funky colors ad we're doing a whole redecorating thing while I'm out of school for the month.

#53 by LPMiller
2009-12-04 17:30:17
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
well, she clearly doesn't mean me, because she'd be pregnant with her 3rd child before we ever made it to the mistletoe.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."

"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble
#54 by Gunp01nt
2009-12-04 18:02:52
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Weird, I have one Jon Lauridsen in my 'people you may know' list on LinkedIn even though I have no other crapper in my connections. Is Linkedin mining facebook data or something?

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#55 by Matt Perkins
2009-12-04 19:09:14
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I'm sure it's me. It's the Thor hat isn't it...none of the womens can resist it...

"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants." - smds
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#56 by Squeaky
2009-12-04 19:54:27
Gunp01nt (#54):
Weird, I have one Jon Lauridsen in my 'people you may know' list on LinkedIn even though I have no other crapper in my connections. Is Linkedin mining facebook data or something?

Email contacts, possibly? Maybe he's got some kind of reference to you?

#57 by Gunp01nt
2009-12-04 20:02:01
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Even weirder, someone popped up in the suggestions list with the exact same name as one of my colleagues, but it's someone else and he's not connected to anybody in my connections. Also I don't think the colleague in question is on Linkedin. How the fuck does linkedin know that?

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#58 by lwf
2009-12-04 20:02:53
Who the fuck is mgns. But if she's really seeing a crapper that helps explain how a young cute scandinavian girl ended up here in the first place.

Handsome like a coat hanger. Wii.
#59 by Gunp01nt
2009-12-04 20:12:42
supersimon33@hotmail.com
I don't know, how do most women 'end up' here? Don't they all come looking for info on WoW?

She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
#60 by mgns
2009-12-04 20:39:37
Who the fuck is mgns.

Ouch.

"Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen."
- Heinrich Heine
#61 by yotsuya
2009-12-04 20:42:32
I don't know, how do most women 'end up' here? Don't they all come looking for info on WoW?

That, or Jibsey.

#62 by Matt Perkins
2009-12-04 21:17:53
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I thought womens came here to score married nerd guys?

"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants." - smds
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum
#63 by Chunkstyle
2009-12-04 21:25:14
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
I thought womens didn't come here.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#64 by Shadarr
2009-12-04 21:38:13
shadarr@gmail.com http://digital-luddite.com
Ding!

"I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
#65 by Jibble
2009-12-04 21:38:30
#50 by CheesyPoof

#44 by Jamie

GTA4 (untouched)

It's better that way.

Indeed. You should burn it to ash. That would be more fun than playing it.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#66 by Jibble
2009-12-04 21:39:21
#51 by jjohnsen

#40 by Jamie

The hardest part was actually finding someplace that had the apple green color (to match our kitchen, don't ask) in stock so I could pay cash for it.

I totally understand, we (my wife) had to have a red one to match our kitchen.

We have a matte black one. It doesn't match anything. It's just awesome and eats all light that comes near it.

Bitches.

I want to go to there.

Blog. 187 lbs.  7 to go.
#67 by Chunkstyle
2009-12-04 21:48:53
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
We have glossy black.  It's nice.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#68 by CheesyPoof
2009-12-04 21:50:54
I too have the glossy black. I'd suggest adding racing stripes or lighting bolts.

<Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
#69 by gaggle
2009-12-04 21:57:17
So you're gaggle's girlfriend.

Awkwaaaaard. But no. Give us another hint nika!

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." - FML
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