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Hey, you know what it's beginning to look a lot like? Christmas!
December 2nd 2009, 22:38 MSK by Chunkstyle What will you be buying? What do you hope to get? Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe? How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges? |
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I've ordered a book and some skin products for my partner. I've no idea what she is planning for me, although it would be small whatever it is, we don't make a big deal. I doubt I'll get anything for anyone else in fact! I'm quite looking forward to the 10 days off. Only 3 days leave taken for 10 days off, it feels like cheating. |
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I'm getting a new hard drive for my Macbook Pro and some paint for the house. My kids are getting games though, so I'll be playing Super MArio Brothers Wii and the new Lego Indiana Jones. |
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Gaggle: Mac but I have a Windows machine as well so I'll probably use it on both at some stage. Assuming I get it, which I mightn't - there's a good chance she'll get me something else. |
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I'm only exchanging presents with my mom and brother (not counting charity). I bought a pack of "Could You Be A Bigger Bitch" gum for my friend but I'm not going to wrap it. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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Recently I found out that one of my best friends from high school is a sick, twisted pervert. Yes, he runs that site. It's not news to me that he's into inhumanly big boobs and I don't mind posting pictures of girls with enlarged breasts. But he takes the obsession a bit too far. If you look through his posting history, you'll find him trying to convince girls that come onto that forum for advice, that silicone breasts are what all men want and that they should absolutely get them. Worse, there are girls who ask questions about enlargement techniques that are potentially dangerous, and he tells them not to worry and go ahead. The sickest part was where he said he was trying to convince a friend that she absolutely needed to have breast surgery and he needed everyone to go and tell her that's what men want. Sick. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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Fuck this guy is pathetic. Okay, here's an update I hate to post. But things didn't work out between us... Apparently, she "knows what to do with her life now" and that's when she stopped communications between us. I don't know what it is she'll do, I think that she won't go on with any of the surgeries. Don't feel sad for me though, I have found another girl who may very well be the girl of my dreams, she's very pretty and has a very good soul. We didn't talk about sex yet or surgeries, but however weird it may seem, I love her and I don't care about her physical attributes... Maybe she will go for an enlargement, maybe not. But that doesn't make me love her any less. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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Breast implants feel bizarre. Natural boobs ftw. |
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140364046633 Link to the Ebay auction for the wingwalking suit worn during the making of the feature production of Amelia. 100% of revenue earned is going to the ICAS Foundation and is earmaked for the family fund. If any of you know any movie memorabilia collectors please pass this link along. I can vouch for this costume being 100% authentic. It is presently in my posession and will be handed off to Foundation representatives on Dec 6. Also, if one of you wanted to get me a present....I think it might fit me :) Comes replete with sweat and grease stain. Seams were frayed during filming because of the wind beating on the suit and there may be a snag or two. |
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Implants make titties look better maybe 10% of the time. The rest of the time they make me wish I could send her back in a time machine. |
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Man, True Blood can be good, but it keeps letting me down. Characters behaving unbelievably, emotionless conclusions of plotlines, the series just doesn't have follow through. The first season ended in a lame love cliché (complete with corny lines), and the 2nd season isn't a helluvalot better. It just suddenly wraps up, with a nice bow on everything. Sprinkled with clichées and setting up a 3rd season. Ugh. |
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Boo! And why does Bill growl so much? |
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If you look through his posting history, you'll find him trying to convince girls that come onto that forum for advice, that silicone breasts are what all men want and that they should absolutely get them. What a moron. Everyone knows men like big butts. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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What will you be buying? What do you hope to get? Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe? How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges? I'll be buying nothing. When pressed about what I want I'm thinking of asking a sewing machine or a 360, neither is likely. Answer one means hope on three would be pointless. As for the ghosts, bring 'em on! Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped solid waste.
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It's kind of trashy but I still like it. I didn't like the villain for season 2 though, so I'm glad that's over. The subplot with Eric and Godric was awesome though. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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What will you be buying? Nothing. I'm a poor college student that needs to save all my money. What do you hope to get? Nothing really. Family has been asking me what I want, and I have no idea. Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe? Hah! Like anyone would ever get caught under mistletoe with me. How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges? I will avoid them via the fact ghosts do not exist. |
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I should probably have quoted Gaggle there. In other news, I got three new cymbals for my Ion kit, so I now have the two originals that I don't need. If anyone has an Ion and wants one (or both), let me know, I'll let you have it for the price of shipping. You'll have to get a mounting arm and cable, though, so it may not be much cheaper than just buying the third cymbal from Ion. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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#22 by None-1a What will you be buying? Dunno yet, probably Dragon Age for my brother and maybe a rice maker for my mom. What do you hope to get? Nothing anyone would get me. Hopefully Santa knows I want a girlfriend. Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe? See above. How will you avoid being visited by 3 ghosts this year, Scrooges? I gave a ridiculous amount to charity this year. If any ghost shows up it'll be the tooth fairy giving me a thank-you-gummer. "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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Why would you want a girlfriend. |
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Because I'm not gay? "I hope you one day decide to smarten the fuck up so I can stand to look at your posts." - gaggle
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What will you be buying? A pair of really nifty sweatpants for my best friend. Some girly stuff for my mom, and some lottery tickets for my dad. I become incredibly unimaginative when it comes to buying stuff for my parents, unfortunately. What do you hope to get? I love surprises so I don't really make wishlists anymore. There's a quote in "Love, Actually" that sums up my attitude towards gifts though: "I don't want something I need, I want something I want." Who do you hope to kiss under the mistletoe? A very special 'crapper. |
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It's shadarr, isn't it? That would be just perfect. |
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So you're gaggle's girlfriend. She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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WHAT "Don't try to take cover by the legs of my walker. It will not go well for you." - Shadarr
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No, no. I've just decided to take on a European mistress. Everyone can calm down and go about your business. |
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Either way, not so special. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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Wait a minute- nika is honeypower? 52 Weeks and Something's On Movie Blog
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Try to keep up, there will be a test tomorrow. A round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a. Coincidence? I think not.
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Hint: no. Parhelic Triangle is coming.
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But I'm all for relationship drama, especially the kind that involves a crazy ex. Parhelic Triangle is coming.
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I asked for Dragon Age (360), some workout clothes, and maybe a nice pen. I'll be happy with any of them. I'm actually most excited about giving my wife her gift. I socked away a few bucks a month over the last year and sold some stuff on Amazon marketplace to get her one of those nice, professional grade Kitchenaid mixers. She's been wanting one forever but it's the kind of thing that we never wanted to drop $300+ on just because she wanted it. But soon she will be able to make SEVEN POUNDS of mashed potatoes or NINE DOZEN cookies all at one go. The hardest part was actually finding someplace that had the apple green color (to match our kitchen, don't ask) in stock so I could pay cash for it. |
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I'm considering asking for a slingbox. I'm not sure if it just sounds good, or if I'd really get the use out of it. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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I haven't asked for anything. I don't really want anything except a great windfall of fuck-you money. Barely enough time to game these days, so no PS3 or new games (backlog too big). Have all the clothes I need. Don't need any more kitchen stuff (though I wouldn't turn it down). Guess I'll ask people to give to charity instead. That worked out so well last year. |
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PC sucks at guessing. #40 by Jamie: ... soon she will be able to make SEVEN POUNDS of mashed potatoes or NINE DOZEN cookies all at one go. "Here's your christmas present honey. Now go make me some cookies!" |
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I haven't let my backlog stop me. Let's see, I've got: Borderlands (untouched) GTA4 (untouched) Chronicles of Riddick (untouched) Dead Space Rainbow Six Psychonauts Saint's Row Torchlight And probably a few others I'm forgetting. And a GameFly subscription. I'm thinking I may do an "operation: backlog" challenge next year where I finish up all those, maybe once a month, and blog about them. Instead of another 52-in-52 challenge. |
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#43 by nika "Here's your christmas present honey. Now go make me some cookies!" No way, I'd never do that. I'd want the mashed potatoes first. |
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#43 by nika PC sucks at guessing. Until G-Man eventually drops by with the correct solution, my sucky guess would be mgns. A round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a. Coincidence? I think not.
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Wait, what are we supposed to be guessing at? |
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Who nika wants to kiss. And it's not m0nty. |
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Oh, and my guess is also mgns. |
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#44 by Jamie GTA4 (untouched) It's better that way. <Hugin_len> Basically, cheesy doesn't have awful taste in music, he's simply very white.
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#40 by Jamie The hardest part was actually finding someplace that had the apple green color (to match our kitchen, don't ask) in stock so I could pay cash for it. I totally understand, we (my wife) had to have a red one to match our kitchen. |
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I'm painting the two bathrooms for my wife for Christmas. She picked out some funky colors ad we're doing a whole redecorating thing while I'm out of school for the month. |
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well, she clearly doesn't mean me, because she'd be pregnant with her 3rd child before we ever made it to the mistletoe. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" - "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
"LP, your big balls are a religion." - Jibble |
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Weird, I have one Jon Lauridsen in my 'people you may know' list on LinkedIn even though I have no other crapper in my connections. Is Linkedin mining facebook data or something? She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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I'm sure it's me. It's the Thor hat isn't it...none of the womens can resist it... "Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants." - smds
"the concept that a happy worker is a productive worker is hardly an entry from Matt's Big Book Of Things The Fairies Said." - Dum |
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Gunp01nt (#54): Weird, I have one Jon Lauridsen in my 'people you may know' list on LinkedIn even though I have no other crapper in my connections. Is Linkedin mining facebook data or something? Email contacts, possibly? Maybe he's got some kind of reference to you? |
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Even weirder, someone popped up in the suggestions list with the exact same name as one of my colleagues, but it's someone else and he's not connected to anybody in my connections. Also I don't think the colleague in question is on Linkedin. How the fuck does linkedin know that? She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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Who the fuck is mgns. But if she's really seeing a crapper that helps explain how a young cute scandinavian girl ended up here in the first place. |
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I don't know, how do most women 'end up' here? Don't they all come looking for info on WoW? She's probably had sex with like 4 different guys by now and has no idea who he is anymore, his face lost in a memory sea of dicks.
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